Genius inventor with a titanium leg brace. Weak knees for cheese.


“I can do that, why not?”

Interests: Tinkering, Calculus, Cheese
Best Quality: Generosity
Foible: Uh . . . cheese
Most Likely to: Build a computer out of a carburetor
Motto: “I never met a sprocket I didn’t like.”
Personal Best: Consulted with Nicolai Tesla’s nephew on wireless connectivity
Mystery: Why does Cletus have a titanium leg brace?